So after my lovely weekend with Kentucky, thank goodness all those dogs didn't bit me.... Well Alli and I went for a nice ride to see her sister in NJ. While we were there the oil had to be changed, so Alli went into the garage to talk to the mechanics and give them her keys. Well a few of the idol mechanics walked by the car... they stopped and chatted with me you know trying to get some of my gorgeous rugger body!!! When Alli got back in the car she said how she over heard the mechanics discussing how nice of a rack I had :) of course I know... so proud.
However, ever since I have taken up my new hobby of Rugby, my lovely chest has gotten in the way.... Sometimes I think that when I go to stiff arm someone I don't hit them with my had but instead they get a right/left boob!!! When I'm rucking and sealing on top of the player who has been tackled... the ref calls me for diving because it looks like I am laying on the ground since my chest is touching the ground.....
So anyways, maybe it is time for me to look into wearing multiple sports bras, possible duck taping and or breast reduction.... Any opinions?
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Winger, I'm confused. You call rugby your "new hobby", yet blog about the extensive skills you have... Can I ask where you played before that you learned all these awesome things?
Emily, if I understand Winger correctly, she's new to REAL rugby. She previously played NCAA D1 rugby with Frankie G. So things like metal studs and positionally numbered jerseys are a foreign concept.
Ahh I see....
She may have to work on her fitness since there's no time outs in the lowly, non-NCAA D1 rugby world...
Chey may be a good resource on how to deal with those XL boobs.
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